Posted 4 hours ago

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

Posted 4 hours ago

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

Posted 4 hours ago
psyfucks:


respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
I won’t ever leave you, even though you’re always leaving me.
Audrey NiffeneggerThe Time Traveler’s Wife (via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng)

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harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care

plus if you talk to the plants it will help them grow :)

Posted 5 hours ago

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

Posted 5 hours ago

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Posted 5 hours ago

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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Posted 2 days ago
alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

(Source: icachondeo)

Posted 2 days ago

kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

Posted 2 days ago

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(Source: goatpolice)